MY
FUCKING RULES HAVE CHANGED!
21st September 2004 |
- DO NOT force me to bookmark your fucking sites, I am sick to fucking
death of this!!
- NO ILLEGAL BULLSHIT!!!! You know? CP, Beasty..... shit like that?
Got it!?!?!?!
- I want 12 fucking pics minimum, 4
Movies minimum. Hope you fuckers can count !!
- No fucking redirects to dialers or I will blacklist you for fucking
life!!
- 1 sponsor upsell per gallery and
no fucking links to webmaster upsells, hubs or other shit like that.
Its fucking surfers looking at your page not wankmasters. Man, shit
like that is going to get you fucking instantly blacklisted!!
NO you may not send me ANY pops
at fucking all!! I hate those fucking things!!
- NO you may NOT reset my goddamn start page!! Do it and see just
how fucking Rude I can be!!
- If once you post it, you redirect it, this gets your ass in more
shit than you will ever be able to fucking live with!!!! Don't try
and pull this bullshit on me!!
- 3 Galleries per day. Use your fucking
head. Don't try and pull that shit of submitting under different
domains and e-mail accounts. If I think you are doing it your ass
is history !!
- Just submit your fucking galleries dammit, if you piss me off,
I'll let you know personally !! Jeez, I am sick of holding your
fucking hands !!
- ALL Galleries must contain a link to 2257
info relating to the content of that gallery.
- No fucking freehosts!! If you can't afford the bandwidth then
what the fuck are you in this biz for!!
Finally... If you fuck up with shitty
descriptions, descriptions that do not match the content or break
any of the rules above you will be blacklisted without a second
chance. Blacklisted data is shared with other TGP's and you will
be banned from them to..
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Partner Accounts
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So you think you have what it takes to be a fucking partner on my
site?
Well you better fucking pay attention here to my requirements.
I am one fussy bitch so fucking listen
up.
The rules above apply to anyone applying
for an account.
I want decent shit... not overused crap that everyone has seen a thousand
times.
Dont send the same fucking gallery to me for at least a month!!
I want decent fucking descriptions...crap like that pisses me off
no end.
I need three fucking sample URL's plus a good
description.
Don't fucking apply for multiple accounts...I can spot that shit a
mile off and if you try you get fucking blacklisted!!
Ha!...blacklisted before you even get a sniff at an account you worthless
piece of shit!
Partners get to submit up to 10 galleries a day but it better be good
shit I tell you!!
Ok I am done... Don't fucking dare piss me off.
Partner Requests to..
admin@rude-bitch.com
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Traffic Trades
Traffic trades now being takin' by da bitch...Dont be pissing
me off or you
will fucking suffer the full wrath of a woman!!
I am one nasty motherfucker if you get on the wrong side of me!!
Click
here
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Recip the Bitch ... or the script will reject ya!!
one of these buttons,a table, text link... either way is just fucking fine
and dandy!!
USE EITHER MINE AND UP TO 3 OTHERS!!!
Link back to http://www.rude-bitch.com
Any other urls will not be seen as a recip back to me and will not get you
a higher listing!!
If you hotlink my shit, you're just gonna piss me the hell off!!
Here's a damn table to save your precious space!!
Here is the table tag: (ok YES, you can change the colors!!) |
SUBMIT THE FUCKING THINGS ALREADY!! DAMN!!! |
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